I’ve been super busy at work lately, except for today. Why not? Absinthe= devil water. You try a sip, it’s okay, nothing spectacular. But then fifteen minutes later, you’re reaching for it again. Then again, stealing more and more sips. Then before you know it, it’s four am and for whatever reason it’s a great [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘General’
August 28, 2009
Quick Update: A list
Speedy update for all those who are wondering what’s going on:
1) Living alone is going pretty good, just getting used to bills and stuff. (Seriously Xcel Energy- I hope you fucking die an agonizing death involving maggots. And then I hope bullet ants eat the maggots and then shit them out and maggots eat it. [...]
June 10, 2009
It’s a twister!
Last Sunday my mom and I were driving home from apartment hunting, I looked up and said, “Is that a-”
“Yes it is!” She answered. We pulled over with 50 other cars under a bridge, trying to decide whether to abandon our car and run for a ditch or to stay and hope that seat belts [...]
May 22, 2009
Baby did a bad, bad thing
This past weekend, I met my friends at a gay club called Boyztown. Of course, there were male strippers and after they stripped, they walked around in their briefs and danced on the side stage. That’s pretty standard for a gay club. My friends had a table right up front in the sea of people- [...]
May 4, 2009
A Strip Club and a Silly Little Hate Crime
I was dragged to a strip club last week. I was baited with promises of Patrick Carroll’s Pub and then bowling for Roseanne’s birthday. Then Roseanne’s cousin thought it would be a great idea to take her to a strip club. He D.J.’s there and because Roseanne is a lesbian, it would be really fucking [...]
