A Strip Club and a Silly Little Hate Crime

I was dragged to a strip club last week. I was baited with promises of Patrick Carroll’s Pub and then bowling for Roseanne’s birthday.  Then Roseanne’s cousin thought it would be a great idea to take her to a strip club. He D.J.’s there and because Roseanne is a lesbian, it would be really fucking [...]

Women +2, Gays -5

Back in the day, I was a bible-thumping, charismatic, evangelical Christian. I felt the need to proselytize in my every action. Abortion was wrong. Homosexuality was wrong. Everything was black and white. So easy. And then something happened. I went to college. Yes, a lot of [...]

I got blue-balled by the “National Poll”

I got so excited that a “national poll” called me last night. Turns out I got blue-balled by fucking Let Freedom Ring with a fake poll designed to spew hate rhetoric in response to my answers. This is what happened, to the best of my recollection- it’s not exaggerated one bit, I swear.
Bot: “Is [...]

Haunted Camping

One of my past boyfriends and I both loved camping. We decided to take a spring camping trip in New Mexico, camping all around Taos, Santa Fe and Los Alamos. After several days in the desert regions, camping in mountains with cactus, dirt, and very little greenery, I insisted we return to the [...]

I could have partied with the Fugees, BUT

All I got was this lousy pamphlet. <holds up pamphlet on homelessness>
I went to a movie screening called Skid Row this evening. The main character in the documentary was Pras from the Fugees. And he was there IN the theater. There was a Q&A session following the movie, and then everyone was going over to [...]